Funny Google Ad I saw today in Gmail:

Via Consumerist:

Examples of Events that do not adhere to usage guidelines and will not be approved:

• Look-alike contests
• Marching in parades
• “Meet and greet” with customers
• Any activity where he is not testing the network (i.e. sitting in a hot tub)

Sitting in a hot tub?

Read the full article here

Oops.

Karate school robbery leaves thief hospitalized – Yahoo! News UK

Usually these kinds of lists are really generic, but I was pleasantly surprised at this one: http://www.theburningbiscuit.com/InCollege.html

Women.  All they ever think about is talking…

I Never Talk On The First Date | The Onion – Americas Finest News Source